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Carolina Courses Advance in Ranking

To Our Readers: Mr. Garrity, via burner phone, says that he is making final edits on his upcoming e-book, Tour Tempo 2: The Short Game and Beyond. “Recall the IT staff and renew trash pickup,” he said, followed by some language I couldn’t decipher due to loud conversation and the rattling of silverware at his end. He refused to divulge his whereabouts, but he offered a hint: “The Hague.”

The skeleton crew here at Catch Basin suspects that “The Old Man” (as we are paid to affectionately call him), is actually on a North Carolina golf holiday. We deduce that from the sudden advancement (from No. 51 to No. 18) of Mid Pines Inn & Golf Club of Southern Pines, N.C. and the appearance, at No. 50, of the Country Club of North Carolina Dogwood Course of Pinehurst, N.C. Inasmuch as the IT staff has been on unpaid leave (and since Mr. Garrity is traveling with the Bomar Brain), the updated rankings have to be The Old Man’s work. Also, we found a filled-out entry form for the Golf Writers annual golf tournament on his desk. (He listed his handicap as 10. LOL)

“Big things are in the works,” he shouted before hanging up.

While we wait for further orders, we’re dusting the computer room tarps and checking the mousetraps. We’ll keep you informed.

Thank you for your understanding,

Ethan Mobely, v.p. customer relations/outsourcing

Top 50 on TV: The Masters will be held, once again, at the fourth-ranked Augusta National Golf Club and the 47th-ranked Augusta National Practice Range.


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